(Source: thehumankitten)
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
#TransformationTuesday
(Source: smilingemoticon)
someone was just born
I hope they’re hot
"A woman’s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity. We’re meant to shellac our lips with five different glosses, but always think we’re fat. Beauty is Zeno’s paradox. We should endlessly strive for it, but it’s not socially acceptable to admit we’re there. We can’t perceive it in ourselves. It belongs to the guy screaming ‘nice tits.’"
(Source: larmoyante)
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?
THE STARSHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES THIS SIZE
(Source: bori-cha)
if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
(Source: trill-arnett)
