riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
|Friend:||*sneezes five more times*|
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.