neoamericana:

dynastylnoire:

What’s In My Purse?

Girlcode knows my life

I am ALL these women.

(Source: girlcodeonmtv)

artjcf:

Pocket Vito

artjcf:

Pocket Vito

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

"you dying bruh"

webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: ajuran)

sonoftherevolution:

nothingman:

I wonder how much “crime” is just people wanting food, healthcare and a place to sleep

*~*justcapitalistthings*~*

(Source: stilinskis)

doperespect:

same

(Source: andremichaux)

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

cagedlions:

Black people and the police. Watch this classic Chappelle stand-up here. [X]

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

it’s not often that i say to myself “this is ridiculous and ill-advised even for you” but last night i made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using only my hands because life is fleeting and it has no meaning other than the meaning we assign to it

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don’t live like me