We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"