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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups)

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(Source: bodiebroadus)

queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

(Source: cockenblog)

(Source: the-yiffmeister)

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

chrispaz:

Legendary

chrispaz:

Legendary

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(Source: slipandslut)